[il-talk] alarm

[JOSEPH MONTI]

oh my gosh, uncle joey has been reading from the wrong book. those were bedtime stories. wake up we have work to do. we need orders. we need energy. we need coffee quick. we have a little over 5 weeks to christmas. you know it only costs $.80 to mail 4 gift cards anywhere in the usa? what lovelly stocking stuffers. ladies at my church are buying them from me. why? better to give. Dec. 7 is the deadline for orders. 
i'm going to start reading from my harry potter books and i have a wicked wand.
santa