[nagdu] Picking up in the Snow?

[Doug Parisian]

Like any baked goods out of the oven, it is better hot than cold.  So, 
the trick is to be quick after the oven opens.  The advantage of 
rapidity is that it does make a most excellent hand-warmer and truly 
encourages the most impressive kind of breath control.  It also makes a 
good weapon both winter and summer if one of those know-it-all squawkers 
approaches you with some of their disillusion dogie wisdom shortly after 
the dog dispatch.  It is a much quicker cure than any antibiotic!  
Letting the steamy deposit stay too long before the big grab produces 
what I call the China Syndrome and a probable wait till spring time.

And gentle readers, I hope it is not near meal time for you cause I 
simply couldn't make this next part up.  I knew a fellow who seemed to 
take my first paragraph too literally; the poop never hit the ground 
after leaving the dog.  Work it out for yourselves.  Seems quite 
efficient though I've never been able to work around to that end of things.

The preceding message was tops for bottoms!



On 30/01/2014 7:19 AM, Chantel Cuddemi wrote:
> Hey, all,
>
> I try to do the best I can to pick up Motley's poop in the snow.
>
> I try to feel the difference to see what's snow and what's poop.
>
> Hope that helps,
>
> Chantel and Motley.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: nagdu [mailto:nagdu-bounces at nfbnet.org] On Behalf Of lizzy
> Sent: Thursday, January 30, 2014 8:09 AM
> To: nagdu at nfbnet.org
> Subject: [nagdu] Picking up in the Snow?
>
> Hi all,
> This is kind of a gross topic, but everyone handler has to do it.
> Has anyone found a way to independently pick up poop in the snow?
> It's easy for me to do when there's ice, but it's difficult in
> snow.  I find myself picking up snow until my hands are numb,
> then I just get sighted assistance because it's easier that way.
> Thanks,
> Lizzy
>
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