[nagdu] Humor: Dog Property Rules

Criminal Justice Major Extraordinaire orleans24 at comcast.net
Fri Sep 5 07:22:32 UTC 2014

Sent: Thursday, September 04, 2014 11:09 PM
Subject: Humor: Dog Property Rules
Dog Property Rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,
it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours. 

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