[Nfb-seniors] Here is a funny Christmas song that is a spoof on blindness rehabilitation services

[Lauren Merryfield]

Hi,
That is a good one!

Do you know the steps in copying documents from the computer to an sd card,
and from the sd card to a braille sense on hand?
Thanks,
Laurie

Blessings in Jesus' name
1 Thessalonians 5:11 
11 Therefore encourage one another and build each other up, just as in fact
you are doing.  
Advice from my cats:meow when you feel like it!


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Subject: [Nfb-seniors] Here is a funny Christmas song that is a spoof on
blindness rehabilitation services

Hi You All

RE: In fun I send this 

 

Below is a Rehab related spoof on the 12 days of Christmas; not sure I've
seen this in the past. I got it off a list that I am on. And send it because
to a former client of, and former worker from within a rehab agency, I found
it to be lyrically clever, and an interesting spoof on Rehab. Yeah, from a
very generous counselor for sure; not someone who is working under an ever
shrinking budget! 

 

 

On the first day of rehab my counselor gave to me a white cane because I
can't see.

On the second day of rehab my counselor gave to me two talking books, and a
white cane because I can't see.

On the third day of rehab my counselor gave to me three Braille Displays,
two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.

On the fourth day of rehab my counselor gave to me four talking clocks,
three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't
see.

On the fifth day of rehab my counselor gave to me five years of school, four
talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white cane
because I can't see.

On the sixth day of rehab my counselor gave to me six dogs a-guiding, five
years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking
books, and a white cane because I can't see.

On the 7th day of rehab my counselor gave to me seven jobs applying, six
dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille
Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.

On the eighth day of rehab my counselor gave to me eight counselors
counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school,
four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white
cane because I can't see.

On the ninth day of rehab my counselor gave to me nine authorizations, eight
counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years
of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books,
and a white cane because I can't see.

On the tenth day of rehab my counselor gave to me ten scanners reading, nine
authorizations, eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs
a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille
Displays, two talking books, and a white cane because I can't see.

On the 11th day of rehab my counselor gave to me eleven magnifiers
enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine authorizations, eight counselors
counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five years of school,
four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking books, and a white
cane because I can't see.

On the 12th day of rehab my counselor gave to me twelve computers talking,
eleven magnifiers enlarging, ten scanners reading, nine authorizations,
eight counselors counseling, seven jobs applying, six dogs a-guiding, five
years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Displays, two talking
books, and a white cane because I can't see.  

 

 

 

Respectfully yours,

Robert Leslie Newman

NFBN Senior Division, President

 

 

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