[Nfbk] The vows

[Joey Couch]

From: David Globe <dglobe at cogeco.ca>
Date: Wed, 30 May 2012 18:41:40 -0400
Subject: The vows

The Vows
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> During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the minister > with
> an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll > change the
> wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where > I'm to promise to
> 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all > others, be faithful to her
> forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd > just leave that part out."

> He passed the minister the cash and walked away satisfied. >
> The wedding day arrives, and the bride and groom have moved to > that
> part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it > comes time
> for the groom's vows, the minister looks the young > man in the eye and says,

> "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her > every
> command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning > of your
> life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife > that you
> will not ever even look at another woman, as long as > you both shall live?"

> The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, > "Yes."

> The groom leaned toward the minister and hissed,
> "I thought we had a deal."

> The minister put the $100 into his hand and whispered back, > "She made
> me a much better offer."



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