[NFBNJ] Truisms to enjoy.

[joe ruffalo]

Received the following from Debbie Azzarone, NFBNJ Northeast Chapter member 
and student/teacher at Vision Loss Alliance.
Debbie, thanks for putting a smile on my face.
Note: Judy gets 3 weeks to a  gallon of gas!

Stay well!
Stay safe!
Keep positive thoughts!

Joe

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From: Debbie Azzarone
Sent: Wednesday, April 15, 2020 10:59 AM

Hello Viners,


Smile and enjoy!



        1. Tomorrow is the National Homeschool Tornado Drill. Lock your kids 
in the basement until you give the all clear. You’re welcome!

2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He 
asked me what I was wearing.



3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive 
people.



4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the 
house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!



5. You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people 
homeschooled by day drinkers…



6. This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, 
shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!



7. Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those 
are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!



8. Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, 
and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have 
snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!



9. Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew 
the furniture!”



10.Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep 
washing our hands???



11. I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot 
 pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!



12. Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?

Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.



13. Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can 
knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who 
keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow 
directions.



14. I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”



15. When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?



16. Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking 
for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get 
really excited about car rides




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