[NFBOH-Cleveland] Important Changes and Reminders to Weekly Announcements: March 12

[Cheryl Fields]

Hello Again, Please read below for important updates.

1. The play sponser by the V.I.P.'s, community support group,
scheduled for April 5th is now Sold Out!
Tickets for this performance are available at the Karamu Box Office, $
37.00 each.

2. The Cleveland Sight Center Job Fair, Tuesday March 20th,  is
postponed and will be rescheduled for another date.

3. The Cleveland sight Center Consumer Forum: Job Readiness Part 2,
scheduled for Thursday March 22nd is postponed until:
Thursday April 26th Time: 10 A.M. until Noon. Registration Required!

Contact Ralph Johnson at 216-791-8118


*** Save the Date! Friday June 8th, 2018 ***
It's the Cleveland Chapter "Afternoon Senior Gala!"at Mitchel's
Restaurant and Lounge!
Speaker: Barbara Pierce NFB Ohio Senior Division President
 You do not want to miss this event! Get Your Tickets Early!

>From President Suzanne Turner:
I thought I would share this. Dick Davis shares "joke of the day" on
Facebook. This is very funny and I had him to send it to me by email so I
could share it.

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A woman took her pet duck to the vet.  "He just keeled over", she said,
"please help him!"

The vet examined the duck and said, "I'm sorry, but your pet is dead."

"No!" said the woman, "That can't be!  Can't you do some tests or
something?"

The vet reluctantly agreed and had the veterinary assistant bring in a tabby
cat.  The cat sniffed the duck over and gave the woman a sad look.

"See," the vet said, "Animals know! Your duck has died."

"No!" the woman cried, "Please do one more test!"

The vet got a big Labrador retriever.  The dog put its paws up on the table,
sniffed the duck thoroughly, and gave the woman a sad look.

"See," said the vet, "Animals know!  Your duck is deceased!"

"I suppose I must accept it," the woman said, "how much do I owe you?"

"$150", said the vet.

"That's outrageous!" said the woman, "Why so much?"

"it's $50 for the office visit, $50 for the cat scan, and $50 for the lab
report", the vet replied.


Meet you at CSC on Friday at 5:30 P.M. for March Meeting!

Don't forget about NFB Gear! Malley's Easter Candy! and Piggest Raffle
Ever Tickets!

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Onward!

Cheryl E. Field Secretary

National Federation of the Blind of Cleveland

216-566-4317

cherylelaine1957 at gmail.com

nfbohio.org

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