[Ohio-Communities-of-Faith] FW: Mothers Day

[Michael Moore]

From: Larry Perry [mailto:larryperry at performancepress.ccsend.com] On Behalf Of Larry Perry
Sent: Sunday, May 9, 2021 12:10 PM
To: mmoore11 at kent.edu
Subject: EXT: Mothers Day

 


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Letter from Larry

 



Sunday

MOTHER'S DAY

 





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Good Sunday Afternoon Everyone:

 

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

 

****

 

  You Know you Are a Mom When:

 

You use your own saliva to clean your child's face.

 

You have time to shave only one leg at a time.

 

Your kid throws up and you catch it.

 

Someone else's kid throws up at a party and you keep eating.

 

You've mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes

 and eggs on a plate without anything touching.

 

Your child insists that you read "Once Upon a Potty" out loud 

 in the lobby of airport and you do it.

 

You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it's the only one your 

child eats.

 

You can't bear the thought of your son's first girlfriend.

 

You find yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into 

cute shapes.

 

You can't bear to give away baby clothes - it's so final.

 

You hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when

 you say, "NOT in your good clothes!" 

 

You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure 

they're equal.

 

You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.

 

You donate to charities in the hope that your child won't get 

that disease.

 

You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband

 in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.

 

You hide in the bathroom to be alone.

 

You say at least once a day, "I'm not cut out for this job", 

but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything.

 

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

 

 

*****

Because HE Lives! 

 

Life is short, enjoy it while it lasts. God loves Mothers

Everywhere!

 

 

YOU are LOVED !!

  

Larry

 



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