[stylist] oops... The fruitcake poem
KajunCutie926 at aol.com
KajunCutie926 at aol.com
Tue Dec 6 14:56:01 UTC 2011
The Fruitcake's Lament
I write this to you, a fruitcake's lament
But to gain pity is not my intent.
I must protest all this bashing goop...
Oh who am I kidding? So here's the scoop!
I am just some over-baked batter
Laced with sweetness like that matters ...
Rich and dark with pecan crunchies,
Chewy and gooey.. got the munchies?
Look...even I would pass me by
But that brandy glaze...mmmm oh my!
<Rollin my eyes> That is such tripe
So please don't buy into holiday hype!
I'm really no more than decorated brick
Could sink a ship.. now that's a trick!
I am the gift that gives and gives and gives
And I know where EVERYONE lives!
So pay no mind to my molasses tears,
I'll be around a few more years.
And when my recycling days are through
Just remember what fruitcake did not do for you!
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