[stylist] oops... The fruitcake poem

Brenda bjnite at windstream.net
Sat Dec 10 21:05:55 UTC 2011


I have never had a fruitcake but enjoyed your poem.

On 12/6/2011 9:56 AM, KajunCutie926 at aol.com wrote:
> The Fruitcake's Lament
>
> I write this to you, a  fruitcake's lament
> But to gain pity is not my intent.
> I must protest all  this bashing goop...
> Oh who am I kidding?  So here's the scoop!
> I am  just some over-baked batter
> Laced with sweetness like that matters  ...
> Rich and dark with pecan crunchies,
> Chewy and gooey.. got the  munchies?
> Look...even I would pass me by
> But that brandy glaze...mmmm oh  my!
> <Rollin my eyes>  That is such tripe
> So please don't buy into  holiday hype!
> I'm really no more than decorated brick
> Could sink a ship..  now that's a trick!
> I am the gift that gives and gives and gives
> And I  know where EVERYONE lives!
> So pay no mind to my molasses tears,
> I'll be  around a few more years.
> And when my recycling days are through
> Just  remember what fruitcake did not do for  you!
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