[stylist] My attempt at poetry

[Bridgit Pollpeter]

Okay, I'm totally a novice, but since so many of you have posted poems,
and in honor of poetry month, here's my crack at a poem.

Oh man I could really use a beer
All day long I sat on my ass reading,
Stupid Psych chapters,, I wish I wasn't here

Maybe I'll change my name to Vladimer,
Find a cute girl and begin breeding
Man I could use that beer

It feels like I haven't been to a pub in a year
Holy shit, is that woman breast feeding?
I might be too drunk and just need to get out of here

On my way out I take a look in the mirror,
And realize my face is bleeding
Oh man I could really use a beer

Went back to One-eyed Jake's looking for that dear,
hottie with the smile, but her boyfriend is impeding,
all my moves.  Oh man, I wish he wasn't here

All these dudes think they're tough, but I show no fear
Even when their knuckles are kneading,
My face into dough.  Oh man I could really use a beer
Can someone call a doctor?  I wish I wasn't here.

Bridgit