[stylist] Old Blind Mikes New Word Dictionary for Real and for Fun!

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Michael's Famous First Time New Word Dictionary! 
 
* Notice: I am asking that the readers of these Michaelism's will first,
enjoy them and then choose out five (5) of his or her favorite words; and
send them to me
please? Words that they feel to have the chance to make
it big time within world literature and entertainment. Some of these
words can be found written and published in  several of Michael's novels
and unusual stories. If you read the book, you will see how some of these
words are used in sentences. 
 
accurtronics  - A study of truth or the measure of a claim.
acquacology -The science of discovering who might be right; lawyers and
judges realm. 
Agrifiction - A state of mind in frustration about ones garden or yard
work.
 Anality - A not so good conclusion to an event or a situation.   
Applejacker - A computer freak who steals anything so named Apple.
Arrogantidis - A big shot person full to overflowing with self
importance.
arsenickee - Someone acting deadly
Baahooger - Someone who is always baa-hooing about something or other. 
bablelist - One who just does not know when to stop talking.
Bagalonia - A bunch of gossip and bull ballonie.
Ballbaster - A woman who thinks a way to a mans heart is through the
stomach. 
Ballhcoholic - Someone who is forever and unceasingly searching for
sexual relations. 
Ballyboomer - A generation who cannot live without some sport.
Beefafraction - To build up or strengthen an idea or story.
Beefology  - Someone who knows great ways to eat and serve beef. 
Begaholic - Someone who is always asking for something for nothing or
free handouts!
Bellaholic - Referring to those who are addicted to the Art Bell radio
show.
benashareien - Someone who shares his finds or wealth or ideas without
regard to reward 
benderism - A means by which something is changed or rearranged.
Billywonker - An American made car; Designed by Japan, parts made in
China, assembled in Mexico and sold in America at foreign owned
dealers-financed by the Mafia.  
Bimbootarian - An over weight person who argues about the good of being a
vegetarian.
binucleation - Orbiocosmos; the unknown speculation of germs and diseases
in space .
blabatude - A piece of gossip which takes hold and does not go away.
blackification - The take over or giving into the dark or black races.
Bleedathon - When the government holds a budget meeting.
     Blessuodis - A word aimed at someone who is forever blessing, this
or that or whatever?
Blimpagoid - Referring to something large or exceptionally big. 
Blimpofartion  A-  big idea gone out of reach and stinks to high heaven.
Blinkatoid - A tiny thing that bothers the eye but few do anything about
it.
Bloodsters - News comentators.
Bonderosity - A unity or effort to bond.
Bonkerstineism - Someone gone off by too much thinking.  
Boomafreek - One who cannot enjoy a movie or a game without hundreds of
booms! 
Boomafreekers - All or those who love booms, bashes and explosions in
life and in technology.
Boomatechnoids - Those techs that create the lousy intro music and booms
on screen and in every game.
Boombolic - Pertaining to an explosive situation. 
bowshemian - A female nonconformist.
Brothelaniea - The new adapted name of the city of Washington DC 
Bruteaic - A harsh and brutal personality which needs repair.   
Buckstitution - Any religious or TV shows or government office seeking
public funds.
Buffoonetts - Referring to females gone bonkers. 
bulletarian - One who knows how to shoot hurtful words or hints.
Bulletography - A photo that really hits the spot.
Bullywackers - A group of two or more who will take care of the bullies
at hand. 
Bummerdom - The under the bridge hangout for the homeless.
bumster - Someone who spends too much time looking at rear ends.  
Bureaucraper - A government worker who is paid to make crappy onto good
plans.
Burnathone - A gathering goes mad and burnds down the city for fun.
butterfaction - To really kiss up or bribe someone.
Buttsofonic - A bad set of circumstances or misgivings. 
Cageecon - A long on going legal battle or X con.
 Calladramic - A person who over dramatizes while they talk on the phone 
Caregazer - One who looks upon a need but does nothing.
Careintheopy - A process of someone giving away more than he has to give.
Cartoonish - A word indicating a childish point of view or a way of
pointing out immaturity. 
castrafaction - The idea of  cutting off or destroying facts or truth!
chapelolic - Someone who loves religion for its architecture. 
Chrunchalogic - Tossing a bunch of things together like numbers or words
and coming up with any kind of an anser.  
Chubbiestein - A fat or over weight genius. 
Cinopeedic - An irritating subject used or gone over to many times. 
Clearafaction - to make clear the facts.
Clearaquack - Someone who is always correcting others, right or wrong.
Clintonics - The repeating of another Clinton lie. 
Cloudyvoyant - A psychic who can't see things clear or right. 
cluberdink - Someone who belongs to an organisation and thinks to highly
of himself. 
clumstitution - Describing any organization that cannot get anything
right, like the US Government departments.
Clunkerdom - A really bad home or a house that is falling apart.
Clustergummo - A sticky mess of any kind. 
Clusterhonk - A car jam where everyone starts blowing their horns.  
Cobranics - A sneaky snake like character always looking to strike
someone. 
Colusionary - When two or more ideals merge to form some sort of ill will
towrds another.
Combineration - The act of bonding or joining things or ideas together. 
Computerlizer - Someone who analyzes computers or deals with computers. 
Comstidated - One who is or something that is plugged up and full of too
much data!
Confaguation - The control of the majority by a collection of the few. 
constitutable - Alaw or rule relating to the constitution.
Convercadalic - A person who is converted to something once a week.
Cosmotrifried - One who is totally spaced out on strange substances. 
Crackatonic - Someone who has gone bonkers or flipped his cookie!
Crapatarians - All professional politicians who have been in office over
8 years.
crapatonic - = a description of a really unpleasant personality.  
Crapologist - A looser who leads other loosers to think Rapp music is
actually something good.
creamdespent - Someone spent all the cream off the top and left nothing
good for others.
Creepoholic - Refering to a person who seems to forever creep about; a
sneaky one!  
Creepunction - An urge to sneak up on someone or something.
crocobility - The possibility of demise. 
Crossstruck - Someone who thinks they instantly found religion or a
faithful lover.
Crumbsters - Referring to kids still crawling.
Crushability - The possibility of breaking or beeing crushed.
Crutchologist - A study or intense fixation of other peoples illnesses. 
Curvearoma - A place where women often gather; malls, gymnasium or night
clubs. 
Databaster - One who adds all kinds of spicy things to a core story or
news.  
Debtadiction - To be addicted to debt and there is no way out! Notes:
Dietorian - Someone who is always giving advice about dieting.
Digitalopic - Common sense about a diet and proper food.
Dipshital - A weakness or being vulnerable to really bad deals or cheap
TV products. 
Donkeyliper - A name given to someone who has spent their life kissing
ass and getting nowhere. 
Doomacation - Dooming or professing a bad conclusion.
 Doomzonomy - A really bad grade and things gone worse.
Dorkeebobber - a punk kid, a twerp who thinks himself to be real cool
like. 
Dramacodian A description of an over active and near impossible situation
to figure out.  
Dreamocologist - Someone who studies dreams for big bucks!
dronoconomy - A new addition to the economy with drones.
dronsters - Those who are into drone technology.
Dudett - A female Dude. 
Dunggate - Refering to another political scandal or sneaky atempt to
cover ***! Up. 
Eballsters - Those web and email people brave to attack but cowards to
stand.
Egobonder - Someone who brags about owening bonds and stocks. 
Electrocons - Greedy TV preachers forever begging for money. 
Emailogy - The study of E-mail. 
Enhancerisms - Bits of encouragement delivered by short pithy sayings. 
Extrabordemary - A personality that exudes boredom more than usual. 
Eyecology - The practice of trying to figure a person out by watching his
eyes.
faceillity A-  really sick look.
Factromitor - Refering to a person who is always demanding facs. 
Faecalologist - A doctor or philosopher who is full of shit.  
Fakertons - Cons and exaggerators. 
 Fantastical - Greater than just fantastic
Feories - A theory built on fear.  
Figgy - One who is forever worried about his or her figure. 
Flabbergoated - Being pushed around by a big mouth salesman or
bureaucrat. 
Flamerizing - Always burning up or tearing down someone's ideas or
shutting them down. 
Flamjockers - A crowd gone wild and burns down things for fun.
Flunkiditty  - An idea without any common sense attached to it.
Foodsters - People or a group always looking for unusual things to eat.
Foreignbobbers - Foreign technicians with the ever changing names.
Freektoidskie - An exclamations of a technical error or insanity about
following instructions from a foreign tech?
 Frickleish A mood ranging from being fetish to fickle about or over an
issue. 
Frigatodes - A word pointing to someone who is forever using four letter
words.
   Frillifier - Someone who continues to question someone or chase
sensation. 
Frugalogist  - Someone forever trying to cut corners and save time or a
penny!
Funderation - A lenghty span of fun times or long lasting humor. 
Funkerization - The idea of turning something common into something
funky! 
Funkeydoodle - Something went wrong with something?  
Funkydooddle - A means of wasting time in a really stupid manner. 
Gagatrombos - A habit of always choking over ones stupid words. 
galactization - A teaching which tries to find peace with the universe.  

Geekacoder - A hotshot programmer-constantly screwing up a good program.
Genagossipie - The act of bragging about giving.
Gendabortion - The act of killing off the original gender and living with
or selling the leftovers. 
Geogantic - A worldwide conflict!
Giarumbuss - A big rumble or argument.
Gicgacode - A word to describe a ridiculous sized hard drive storage
space.   
Globalclonic - A worldwide action of abnormal speed.  
Gluckologist - Someone who is always composing unusual ideas out of
nothing.  
Glueish - Referring to something that tends to stick; words, memories or
personalities.
glutterronomy - An establishment  of feast or festival where everyone
over indulges. 
Goatjam - Anything that stops, halts, prevents or gets in the way of
progress.
Gobleswanker - Someone who shows up to eat, but has nothing to
contribute.
Gobo - A term telling someone to get lost. 
godonics - Digital directions on how to get somewhere.
Goldthumber  - One who was born with a gold thumb up their rear.
Gollybonggoler - An amazing screwup from anywhere you do not like.   
Googlization - An unheard of take over by an unseen power. 
Gossopafaction - A means of identifying a permanent subject to be
gossiped over.
Gosters - People forever on the go!
 Gozammie - When two or more things collide. 
Grillacopia - A mans favorite time to grill and kick back and enjoy a
time with steaks. 
Groundation - An act of being grounded solid.
Grungeism A state of being or liking unkempt or disorderly or being
soiled. 
Gruntaterium - A gym or a bathroom.
Gummation - Something that gums up the works on a large scale.
Gummysock - A really bad PI or detective, who even lost his shoes.
Gumster - An old person without teeth.
gunnybond - A-  well armed relationship.
guntelect - One who really knows his guns.
Gutterfugg - The lowest of theives and personalities.
Hackadonian - Representing a person, place or principle concerning
computer hacks, spam or a nerd realm.
Hacksteroma - A Catholic hackster?
 Happystance - An unexpected  happy go lucky event.  
Heckleblivian - A total ruination of ones speech by protestors.
Heckticity - Referring to a fast moving society or events with lots of
actions and confusion.
Hecktish - An extreme amount of activity running about doing everything
one must do.
Heliumologist - One who studies high minded words or phrases and puffed
up characters.  
Hellgration - Referring to the millions of illegal immigrants flowing
over the borders. 
Hellocopic - Refering to a personality that is negative or always talking
about going to hell. 
Hexaltation - Becoming over excited about jinxing someone or something.
Hillaglumic   - An unbareable sickness or emotion about the name and idea
of Hillery.
Himroidadork - A male who really irritates you (could also be a woman)
with dorky statements and itchy words.  
Hinderjock - Someone always taking an opposite stand. 
histerectomologist - University professors who twist history out of
context.  
Historoid - Something that past and is gone like a flash.
Homofractoid - A person or a group with a strong phobia, supporting a
rainbow collations beyond all reason. 
Honkerblurrster - A personality that tries to hide or change something by
making noise or stupid remarks.  
Honkeyblinktoid - A white male who refuses to acknowledge there exists a
difference between races.  
Honolupie - A tropical resort in Mexico. 
Hopestromony - The art of putting all your trust into the stars.
Hormonified - When ones hormones are out of wack and things really get
bad or even horrible.
Hornacropian - One or a group who loves to horn in or thrust threw. 
Houndie - A person or character who is given over to hounding others.
Huffdomb - A state of being huffy over something dumb. 
Hurriconn - A massive Political ripoff.
Hypopsycho - A hiped up nut! 
Idleism - The state of doing nothing; a political state of acting out
without accomplishment. 
ifability - If something mightbe be possible? 
Imagegrated - Giving self-congratulations for imagining the impossible;
such as explaining how the Universe came to be! 
indignatious - Becoming or entering into a state of insult or giving
affront to feeling. 
infestigate - Describing a bad research project or someone really messed
up the investigation or mixed error into truth.  
Institombstion - A government or entity so big you just get lost in its
red tape. 
Jabberjam - One or more persons carrying on a long and intense exchange.
Jiggleologist - A topless or stage dancer.  
Jillywag - An Australian with a proud swagger.
Jinglechuck - Slang for a Christmas dinner.
Jollycops - Police who go around getting their jollies harassing good
citizens. 
Judacater - Someone who pretends to be related or involved with Judaic
heritage. 
Junkabrick - Stuff, junk and odd trinckets collected by old women.  
 Junkafaction - A collection of junk worty facts that add up to nothing
but rubbish; so junk them. 
junkomatic - A new fangled invention that turns out useless.  
Justamation - An implied indication of a simple estimation.  
Kickography The art of observing others argue, fight or banter; an avid
football fan. 
Kleptomanofesto the oath that all politicians must take and agree to
before they enter their office of trust.
Kleptowordieaic One who steals new words or phrases from others. 
Klonedike A cloned lesbian. 
Lawlord One who keeps making up the rules and then changing them.
legaltherian A philosopher who thinks they know law and its principles.
Liarbonics the study of lies.
Lipterrian A politician or person who is forever talking but accomplishes
nothing.
Listronics A science of making lists.  
Lottocon The false idea that you are a winner or going to be one.
Macatarian One who only eats McDonalds hamburgers for his existence.
Mafiadom A city or place that is ruled by gangsters or the mafia
(NY-DC-LA). 
Maniaxster One insane criminal gone way to far.   
Maraguana A drug created in a dark cavern which also makes great
fertilizer for the mind.
Medacon A medical ripoff. 
Medalazation Turning a simple thought, event or idea into something
really hard or abrasive. 
megadumb A big place where big things are happening.  
Microfluent Having almost no skills in an area; like a president running
on his nothingness.
Milapeace Peace through military actions? 
Minkeequeen A woman who thinks her dress styles make her into something
she ain't.
Mockotarian A group or persons given to mock others and anything.    
Mooncoonic Huge eyes or a state of gazing in a near coma. 
Moonenger A late night manager or clerk.
Murderonics What a prison of killers might be called or politicians who
vote to go to war; or the action thereof.   
nebulatory A blur of mind fixated upon far out reasoning.   
Nervanaist A backrup or touch that sends someone near to heaven for
money. 
Netotronics A system which binds users to the net working industry.
Netulusion The delusion that the net can repair your life.
Netvolution Refering to the evolution of the Internet.  
Nippleless  A hidden source that cannot be attained without some
connection. 
nutteration A really bad case of someone admiring someone beyond
normalcy.
Obomacons Lies dressed up to look like truths! 
Oddabotcher one of those unusual occurrences or persons who somehow
messes plans up. 
Onstoper Someone willing to step on anyone on his way up.
Organalogy A fixation or phobia about or over the human organs. 
Orsteration A rule that tries to define why the word or has been used. 
paranoidic One who is forever paronoid and makes it known.
Pastemaker A device that gums up your insurance policy and won't let you
go. 
Penicickin A slang street name for penicillin that fixes the sick things.

Pennypanicer Someone who panics over every penny lost or spent. 
 Picklebility The act of always falling into some trouble.
Pickyholic someone hooked on picking things to pieces.
Piddledooper A conservitive who waits to do two things at once! 
Piddledunk A tiny insignificant situation or event or a small nothing. 
Pissonafied - A descriptive exclamation of a person or group permanently
angered over an issue. 
Pisstaramus Someone who is always getting you mad and is very ignorant
about it. 
Pittagers Teens who have already fallen into the pitt of hell with drugs,
dope and STD's. 
Pittysucker Someone always looking for pitty from others. 
Pixeldilly A film and camera shop for digital nerds.  
Plasticonic someone who is forever worried about plastic bags or plastic
being dangerous; a condition.
Plendictable Numerous predictions or assumptions made about something.  
 plentymatic A condition of having more than enough. 
Plumbdittle The perfect assignment gone wrong or something good messed
up.
Pokahodis The twin sister to Pokahonnis 
Polycolonicsters What politicians become when they get into office;
experts at cleaning out the public to the end!
Polydrama A political game gone ridiculous.
Polyduction A political donation.
Polymegacon A giant political ripoff.
Polyscrammers Nobody Politicians who came, and left taking small fortunes
with them.
Polysmear A political jab.
Ponderosity To ponder about something and to be curious over it.
Porkadillo A greedy act, usually involving a bureaucrat politician. 
Porkastan The new official name for Washington DC!
Potacologist Someone who thinks they are an expert on marijuana.
Potatarian A strick user of weed in its organic form.
predictionist News commentators who never get it right! 
prickledick Just one more name for Bill Clinton! 
Profilecation The process of profiling others on a large scale.
Prognastycasters Hollywood entertainment reporters.
Pronster One who is prone to getting caught or falling victim.
Pruney A person with a bad attitude and looks like he/she is constipated.

  Puffington A newspaper dealing with complaints and exaggerated topics.
Qualitorization The process of making quality happen or arranging it. 
Quanderoutious An extreme case of not being able to think or make a
decision. 
Queerdalian A sly come-on with immoral intentions.
Quietude A saying that doesn't say much.
rackture The con about the rapture.
Radicastick One who is over radical.
raditude a radical attitude. 
ringest  refering to someone who makes a lot of noise or brings about an
alert.
Riplication to be ripped off more than once or to duplicate a rip off
(taxes).
Riptarian A political party dedicated to ripping off the population; both
Democrats and Republicans belong to this shadow party. 
Rockyroller An old old rock-n-roll lover who no longer can hear or even
get up.  
Roicie A purely physical mind seeking riches and wealth; as in Rolse.
Romantigasmic Someone gone bonkers in love matters.
Rudecate pondering on how to show ill will or to hurt others.
Rudemint an uncivil manner with a sweet twist. 
 Runkess Something teens do when they are set free to go their way or
when there are no adulsts around.  
Scandallobra A scandal trying to be hidden away from the spot lights.  
Scholariddis someone who has set goals on really high education
Scramblism = A tricky means of twisting the truth and hiding someone's
thoughts or ideas.
Screwbunkesh A feeling or mood that comes upon someone to go mess up
someone elses day or life for fun.  
Scrutnic One who is forever examining everything for flaws.
Scudderfud A sticky personality, which cannot accept anything new. 
scumtech Descriping  a reporter that can only give forth the worst of the
bad news.
Secretocracy A government agency hiding its secret agenda.
Shambblation An exclamation used when something goes wrong or messed up. 
Shamdalian A subterfuge aimed at wasting time or taking advantage of
someone. 
Shebanger One who is causing some type of danger from the ordinary
usually femaleish.  
sheroid a female pain in the rear!  
Shickleguber Another presidential speech on how good things are or could
have been.  
Shisterism  The activity of politics or shifting ones point of view for a
better payoff.
Shocktoidian Referring to a person (lawyer, judge, waiter or official)
who can shock anyone with news.  
 Shootatoo A party or gathering that loves guns or has a shootout. 
shoottsies An off the wall  expression  refering or repeating mistakes. 
Shratnelogist One who is forever scattering things, idea or interrupting
people.
Shreeklets Little kids running around or making demands on others.
Sickfoid A person who continuously talks about their sicknesses or
complains illness.
Sickologist a doctor or someone giving advice about why you are ill.
Sinarama A cathedral: religious revival meeting place or a crowd of
admitted sinners; Congress meetings. 
Sinbolic A sign or act that reveals immorality.
Sintrific An action or means by which someone denies mistakes or errors. 
Sissywonkers - Those who stand by and watch evil but are gutless to do a
thing about it. 
sizzlesation = increasing the heat of news or of a poem.
Skeptarians A united group in doubt about everything.   
Skiptomologist One who becomes highly skilled in skipping his obligations
or payments. 
Slabberdunk A continuous flow of nonsense. 
Slaughterdiction one who slaughters his words in a conversation or in his
writings or in dictionaries. 
Slinkatoadian - Slang for a really sneaky person with a wiggling tongue
dwelling in swampy places.  
Sloberdiction someone trying to talk after having drank to much.
Sloberdink A person who is a slob and a dink at the same time.
Smarton One who is skilled in using a smart phone.
Smokery a room full of smokers. 
Smolderama a pile of burnt buildings where the rioters children can now
go and play in.
Snakeish A very sneaky act or relating to a personality. 
Snickeritian one who is always snickering at others and their work or
character. 
Snorkydoodledandy A high roller/rich/untouchable   person addicted to
cocaine. 
Sonergeek A tech nerd who always wants to listen in on someone's
conversation. 
Soniccside A means or process by which someone or something hurts others
with noise. 
Spamtologist = One who sends out sophisticated email. 
Spendster One who is forever spending money alone. 
Splitomist Referring to someone who is forever splitting up a
conversation between people.
Squakagramm A message full of complaint or irratation.
Squanderation An expression expressing a waste or a massive loss. 
Squanderglob  A political group that only knows how to squander or
destroy the work of others.
Stageless One or more without a platform.
Stompodork A mean personality which is near impossible to be taught
anything different.
Stonerisms The collective definitions of the narcotics industry.  
Stonerization The national usage of marijuana. 
Subtrusion = Someone or something getting deeper or entering below the
norm; an impersonal invasion!   
Suckermania One who suffers with the thought that they are always a
sucker for someone.
Tabletration The slow conversion into understanding lists or rules.
Tanksgiving - A new middle east holiday thanking Ala for the latest
shipments of western built tanks.
Tatoodian A means by which someone is branded with a name or title.
Taxacon A person who is always trying to get out of or lies about paying
his taxes. 
techironic = A tech who accidentally gets things right. 
telabranic A very smart person.
Telabration Rejoicing (ohnly for a moment) because you figured out how to
work your new computer device!
Telafoodsters TV cooking shows or those that watch them.   
Teraspite A very large grudge.
Testaphony An idea that someone thinks they got it made on a test. 
Themsters Refering to a group usually younger. 
thinkster = Someone who thinks too much.
Ticktalker One who talks way to much and wastes everyone's time. 
Tinkerbomb A fairy minded person always ready to blow their cool. 
Tinkledorf - A sissy name given to a rainbow warrior.
Titafobia The fear of small breasts.
Toiletree - A tree in the city often visited by the sidewalk citizens. 
Tombish - An unpleasant feeling leading to dank emotions.
Tootist - One who is always tooting off at the mouth or the other end.  
Trickleduction Trying to figure out how much you lost in the new trickle
down effect?
Triggersome Tired of listening to someone sshoot off their mouth.
Triggertonic Any bevewrage that triggers or sets off memories or desires.

Trinkitors People who go shopping at garage sales and come home with
boxes of trinkets and junk! 
tripaholic Someone always going off or taking trips and maybe even
falling down.
Trollygogger - Someone always watching opportunity go bye without jumping
aboard. 
Turbolonics A new fast growing program, system or theme. 
Turddgate Just another dirty Government rip-off that comes forth and is
finally exposed. 
twiderdee's Referring to female users of Twitter?
Ubologist A university professor of sorts.  
Ueygoozzer Refering to someone who is forever jamming up the works.  
Ueyspook A person who turns everything and every event into a conspiracy.
 
Uhmster One who is forever getting into trouble or offers up questionable
thoughts.
Ultitians Female politicians. 
Umpirscopeist someone who watches as if through a telescope. 
Umpocrate Someone who comes along and wants to give everyone a fair deal.
 
Uncristable A state of mind or personality that cannot be taught anything
new.  
Upscum Referring to wealthy sophisticates who are royal snobs.
Urowcrates Sophisticated Europeans. 
Useafunction A function that can be used to serve a purpose. 
Utomee An exchange from one person to another. 
Utubeia  An addiction to Utube.
Vagueologist An expert at being obscure about everything. 
Vapper or vappered A visual means of zapping something or someone.   
Vasstronics Too much electronics at once. 
Verbasella An author who tries to sneak in way to many verbs and get away
with it. 
Verdictarian A judge who knows nothing but judgeing.
Verdiction A permanent judgment call or a predictable outcome.
Verseholic One who is forever quoting verses.
Vibbertronics A program that does not do what it says it will do.
Virgintinia A place not yet found.  
viromentationist = Environmentalist who magically change the weather
continuously. 
visdom A wise way of looking at things.
Vitabucks Referring to the outrageous cost of vitamins or good healthy
funds.
vitafobic One who is forever defending or offending vitamins.
Volcania = An unusual erupting situation

Voomaroma A political convention of hi-paid idiots.  
Voomdumb The hope of making it to the top position. 
Voteclusion The final conclusion to a vote.
Wackatarians = Door to door evangelistic or sales groups. 
Wackerdoomist An assassin or a person looking for one to put to work.
Walkopolo Someone who loves to go on long journeys; or a long long trip
by foot.
Wardotts  Tracing the steps by which leadership takes a nation into war
without the people knowing it.
Warks Wars that are trying to get started. 
Wellfareobia The thought of having the right to free money or income from
others. 
Weneyqueen Someone who really thinks they are better than a hot dog! 
Whalebugsster Those who are always bothering the whales by boat or with
some disturbances.  
Whimpacrates Gutless people who are afraid to stand up for anything.  
Whimpydoodle A phrase describing a human without a backbone or any mental
abilities to make a decision.   
Whippleding A geek who is really not worth the time to bother him.
Whirlyscammer A persistent con artist who will not give up and keeps
returning to try again.  
Wiggleologist A lawyer who is paid for figuring out how to get others out
of trouble.  
Windcons Weathermen who get paid for never getting it right.
Wishyblazer Someone who blazes their way to nowhere with big wishes. 
witster   A known person of wit.
woemonger  One who is forever going negative or complaining. 
wrinklesome A time of worry or a situation that causes one to wrinkle
early. 
Wrongation A false accusation against someone or an ideal.
X-congegated Referring to an X politician thrown out of office or shamed
by truth. 
Xponderance Hidden expectations. 
Xtoid Someone who puts stressor More than usual stress upon a person or
something.
Yippteetoot A sissified claim to fame.  
Youbonics The methodical means by which a person is forever giving or
desireing self glory. 
Yunkies White people gone greedy and stupid!
Zealaconium an unseen something that drives people to do more.  
Zender The last one to get the message! 
Zerobleek Somethig without any problems. 
Zeroflush A total loss in the stock market.
Zeronomics The art of manipulating zeros in the government debts of
insanity. 
Zeroplunk A term describing the moment your credit card is maxed. 
Zingapation Waiting or anticipating a zing or preparing one for others.  
Zingerotomy The skill of being able to skirt the blame or the issues. 
Zingfroid A philosophy that hurts. 
Zipacon A politician who can cheat lie and steal but hides it well.
Zipbrain A mind that is not yet opened to intelligence.
Zoner A person in position who is forever gone or missing the ability to
answer.   
 
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