[NFBNJ] Wanted To Share: Blind Vine Smiles from Lori Falk

[joe ruffalo]

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Joe ruffalo

Sent: Tuesday, April 07, 2020 5:20 PM
To: Debbie Azzarone
Subject: Blind Vine Smiles from Lori Falk

Hello Viners,



Here’s some things that will make you smile from Tec Tuesday’s Lori Falk:





Subject: My thoughts on Quarantine as I reflect



Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.  The 
other half will come out with a drinking problem.



> *  I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune.  Now I 
> turn it  like I’m cracking a safe.



> *  I need to practice social distancing from . . . the refrigerator.



> *  Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter . . . The Living Room or 
> The Bedroom.



> *  PSA:  every few days, try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. 
> Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.



> *  Homeschooling is going well.  2 students suspended for fighting and 1 
> teacher fired for drinking on the job!



> *  I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go 
> from Standard Time to Twilight Zone.



> *  This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.  It was obvious she 
> thought her cat understood her.  I came into the house, told my dog . . . 
> we laughed a lot.



> *  So, after this quarantine, will the producers of My 600 Pound life just 
> find me or do I find them?



> *  Quarantine Day 5:  Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN.  You 
> have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.  I have no clue 
> how this place is still in business!



> *  My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I 
> pee it cleans the toilet.



> *  Day 5 of Homeschooling:  One of these little monsters called in a bomb 
> threat.



> *  I’m so excited . . . it’s time to take out the garbage.  What to wear, 
> what to wear?



> *  I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyardia. 
> I’m getting tired of Los Livingroomia.



> *  Classified Ad:  Single man with toilet paper seeks women with hand 
> sanitizer for good clean fun.



> *  Day 6 of Homeschooling:  My child just said “I hope I don’t have the 
> same teacher next year.”  I’m offended.



> *  Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under!




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